Sperm Extractor Helps Lazy Donors

Published: September 23, 2012

Sperm Extractor Helps Lazy Donors, Apparently the old-fashioned sock and Vaseline is too much work these days. A hospital in Nanjing, China has introduced a fancy new machine that offers its sperm donors hands-free “assistance” to help get the job done. And these robotic junk-jerkers are no amateurs.

The mechanical hand-job dispensers feature pink or grey massaging pipes and are able to adjust their speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature. They will even play sexy videos for you to aid in the “extraction process.” Way to stay inventive, China.

Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors. According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province. The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

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